To chew a piece of gum for a long time to the point that it becomes tasteless and then eating a tick tack to add more flavor the piece of gum. The gum surrounds the tick tack in a way similar to a fly being trapped in a web.
John: Dammit this is my last piece of gum and it tastes like tofu now.
Dashawn: I got this tick tack, fly in a spiderweb that shit.
Dashawn: I got this tick tack, fly in a spiderweb that shit.
by CDRIZZLE April 17, 2013
The frantic waving and brushing yourself off and squeeling like a little kid after walking/running in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).
Often spotted during early morning runs with Nais Chidders.
Often spotted during early morning runs with Nais Chidders.
I don't wanna sound like a broken record but jesus that spider web i ran through was MASSIVE this morning! I'm pretty sure I squealed like a bitch then did the spiderweb dance whilst still running.
by DiCaRiOtUrTlE January 24, 2011
When ones breasts are swarmed with stretch marks, that surround her nipple. The stretch marks usually link and split apart to form the appearance of a spiders web.
Damn, I should have never got this fat now I have spiderweb titties! and or; Quit having so many damn kids your boobs look like spiderweb titties from all them damn stretch marks.
by Tall Cans & Captain Chainsaw September 16, 2007
Jack "What the hell is that crust on your face?"
Emily"Ah shit!I thought I got it all off that fucking asshole Donny gave me an angry spiderweb "
Emily"Ah shit!I thought I got it all off that fucking asshole Donny gave me an angry spiderweb "
by 1337man7331 April 22, 2009
When one walks facefirst into a large spiderweb that wraps itself around the head and neck. Bonus points if the resident spider ends up in mouth, nose, or eyes. Spazzing out is optional.
Bill: "Ack! Pfleth! Pthaa! Pfft! $&*#ing @%$#!"
Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."
Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."
by Monkeyfeathers July 9, 2012
A technique used by liberals in which, during a debate, the liberal will keep on branching out the debate into more and more irrelevant topics, and when you fail to address a topic, the liberal will call you out on it and believe he/she has won the debate
conservative 1: Man, I had a really big debate with this liberal tool last night
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro
by theodore trollsovelt August 25, 2011
by Mildred63 September 13, 2013