Noun or verb
When a guy is such a douchecanoe that the only thing you can wish him is for him to choke on a bag of dicks.. no, on a CANOE of dicks. That there is what we call a cod.
Josh emailed all our friends to talk shit about us after we were so nice to him and helped him when he found out the kid was not his. What a fucking cod.

We tried to help that douche, and he tried to stab us in the back. He'll get what's coming to him, fucking cod.

I fucking hate that guy. I hope he chokes on a cod.
by shitisayattheoffice December 10, 2020
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1. a pointless game about killing randomers
2. a yummy fish filled with omega 3
1. one dude- OMG LETS GO PLAY COD
other dude- HELL YEAH MY HIGHEST KILL STREAK IS LIKE, OVER 9000!

2. one dude- OMG LETS GO EAT COD
other dude- HELL YEAH, THE OMEGA 3 IS LIKE OVER 9,000!!!!
by honeythehamster November 12, 2010
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feelings of severe despondency and dejection aka to suffer from depression is to suffer from codness
I have been diagnosed with severe codness
by SophTK January 15, 2021
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to describe immense feelings of let down
Codded: to describe immense feelings of let down
by Goonerest November 13, 2010
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