imperial guard 

An army in the tabletop game warhammer 40,000 that specializes in throwing wave after wave of ill equipped men at the enemy, supported (hopefully) by heavy tanks.

Wow those chaos marines sure are scary, lucky we imperial guard have our trusty flashlights...i mean lasguns

imperial guard by Inquisition November 30, 2006

Imperial Guard 

An army in the Warhammer 40K Tabletop game.
Some players prefer them because of their close representation of the human race.

They're infamous for their lousy weapons, aim and armor.
They often arrive in hundreds on the battlefield, and it's very common for them to be shred to pieces by whatever gets in their way.

They're loyal to the emperor and come from many diverse planets. The planet they come from often defines their look. Some example regiments are Cadians, Catachan and the Valhallans.

Your accuracy is even worse than that of the avarage imperial guard soldier.

The Imperial Guard is as close to cannon fodder as you can get.

Imperial Guard by MathijsBuster May 23, 2006

Imperial Guard 

Meat shield for the Space Marines.

Wow, the Imperial Guard suck ass.

Imperial Guard by Munchie January 24, 2005

Imperial Guard (TES5) 

The guards of imperial city in teh game The Elder Scrolls Oblivion. They are phychic, and can detect your lawbreaking schemes even ifyou just steal a lockpick. They wear big black armor and attack with longswords and shields. While they fight, like everything else in Oblivion, they shout rediculous, laughable quotes like "THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!" and other dumb things. Overall, you might want to be araid of them if you're a lawbreaker. Because they'll find you.

Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, you stolen goods are now forefit!

It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spreee is at an end!
(Imperial Guard (TES5)

Imperial Guard (TES5) by -(RaVeN)- October 10, 2011