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illegitamate fold 

(n) A universal word, can be but is not limited to the following:

Moronic highschool boys, European chestnuts, chicken patties, duct tape bags, gorrilas named philis in Stockholm, Stockholm, water bottles, the ringing of a telephone, HGTV, runners, pure bred dogs, cards received on Valentine's day, the end of World War II, N*SYNC songs, Jessica Simpson's music videos (recent)*, school lunch, chicken stew, Aladin, parentheses, asshats, seniors, male genitalia, gonads and strife, Hugh Grant's prostitute, babies born in February, tropical plant life, librarians, Sweet Caroline, The Yankees, the Pacific Ocean, Dell Computers, Girlscout Cookies, bio homework, Mary Kate and Ashley movies made after their seventh-and-a-half year, games with age limits, no soap in highschool bathrooms, ringtones, Chuck Berry, Chuck Norris, numchucks, knickerbockers, unsanitary workout equiptment, prehistoric cell phones; anything prehistoric, cat toys, cat nip, Santa Claus, Latin, Chevy, getting hit by a bus, orange fruit, seashells, starfish in the desert, and buttwater.

*To satisfy our readers
"I just consumed an illegitamate fold."
"The optomologist removed an illegitamate fold from my left testicle."
"The Red Sox PWNED the illegitamate fold."
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026