Idiotish

The language of idiots. Every pair of best friends has their own divergent dialect, and other people can only learn it by hanging out with you and your friends for long periods of time. Idiotish is a common language, but is most commonly spoke by the following:
-Teachers who assign homework on weekends

- Donald Trump

- Your ex
- Every music artist ever. (That's why it's so hard to understand music lyrics)
Note: The only language that your siblings speak is idiotish. It is always polite to dumb down your speech so that they understand.

We were supposed to write an essay on trees this weekend, but I didn't know because all I heard was the English teacher spewing idiotish.

by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015

Idiotist

Having a particular prejudice against people who are willfully ignorant.

Is used especially when describing a dislike of people who massacre the English language.

"Yo, man, why you so racist?"

"I'm not racist, I'm idiotist."

by tinydancer_88 April 20, 2009

idiotismness

the mental state of a person before they have had coffee

brooke can not get over her idiotismness as she hasnt had coffe yet

by that.kid.chook May 6, 2010

idiotism

A term used in the diagnosis of idiots by medical professionals. Often associated with people who have no sense of evolution or the evolving of mankind (and womankind) into a higher-functioning being (see also low-IQ and homophobes).

Doctor: "So, Mr. Dope, why are you afraid of homosexuals."
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

idiotismus

an act of idiocy.

why have u committed such an idiotismus?

by mekat November 24, 2002

Idiotism

A group of people that are naturally or stupidly fucking retarded and people that are smarter than them can't help

That group of idiotism bro

by polkih dm July 22, 2016

idiotism

The art of categorizing people into types of idiots:

type 1: idiot
type 2: half-idiot
type 3: advanced idiot
type 4: part expert idiot
type 5: expert idiot

There is no master idiot type, since it is not technically possible to master idiotism.

- "I mastered idiotism"
- "Idiotism cannot be mastered"

by shamanism September 15, 2018