A way to describe your dick, should you ever come across an erection so powerful, so immense, that not even the glory holes of 100 virgins can calm the swelling rage that is your penis
It's raping timebuddy, and guess whose passing out the free, hot dickings.
And let me tell you, when she revealed that lacy red bra with matching panties, I was like a Diamond in an Ice Storm.
The act of dumping a bucket of ice-cold water on a girl while she orgasms in order to reassert your dominance in the relationship as the only one who gets to enjoy sex.
"Yeah, dude, my girlfriend was really horny the other night so after I got her all worked up I gave her a Tennessee Ice Storm! That shrew should be effectively tamed by now"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"