The best girl you'll ever meet shes just perfect there's no other girl like her any guy lucky to have her should just never leave her although she might not think she's perfect, she is as long as anyone has her they'll be happy no matter what she'll find a way to make things better shes beautiful, cute, gorgeous, pretty just amazing just fucken perfect or as close as you can get to perfect she like has these amazing eyes their just wow and her laugh is just omg fucken perfect she won't think she is but there's some one that does and as long as she's happy it just makes things better
by yll April 3, 2014
American Italians mis-pronounce words such as mozzarella and ricotta into moot-suh-rel' and ri-goht', this is ibonics.
by UbdU May 8, 2007
When an Apple fanboy gets so worked up by looking at his/her glass products and gets a huge raging boner and just can't hold it in anymore. They then proceed to run the streets naked and try to bone people while proclaiming their love to inanimate objects.
Guy: Wow, I've just realised how sexy this iPhone is. Wow, I've got a huge boner, I think I will go and bone someone on the street and shout "I RAMMED MY PENIS INTO THE HOME BUTTON"
Girl: Fuck me, I've got an iBoner after me. Better get the pepper spray out.
Girl: Fuck me, I've got an iBoner after me. Better get the pepper spray out.
by Luke the Great10101010101 April 10, 2012
A linguistic trend involving the use of acronyms, deliberate misspellings, and omitted letters and punctuation, for the purpose of quicker typing and/or texting on any of the various intarwebz. Not to be confused with leetspeak, which requires correct spelling using representational characters.
Troll - "OMG, ur so ghey I pwnd u lollerz!!!1!!!11!!"
Grammar Nazi - "Quit talking in ibonics, scrub..."
Grammar Nazi - "Quit talking in ibonics, scrub..."
by Garble May 1, 2008
Emotional hard-on caused by over glorification and or idolization of Steve Jobs and or apple product at any point in a conversation.
by Poke smot August 2, 2012
what our kids are learning now a days at school from teachers who've gone to college and didn't learn what they were 'spose to.
by Me! April 1, 2004
by Your name: August 5, 2003