person 1: “have you heard about iain?”

person 2: “yeah I feel sorry for him. must have gotten athletes foot from not wearing socks.”
by ahhalno March 22, 2020
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A man who finds humor in just about any life situation. But yet deep down has a tender heart. Very sexy. Watch out ladies! You can't help but read Fifty Shades and think of him. A good friend and compadre. Can talk to him about anything. Overall great guy and confidant. Will always make you laugh!
Girl 1: I just met the funniest guy last night. Can't stop thinking about him!

Girl 2: must've been Iain. Watch out though! If you get too close, he bites. He's an animal that can't be tamed and he likes it that way!
by Twinkle*toes December 22, 2018
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Due to the MUCH rarer spelling of the common Gaelic name "Ian", Iains are much harder to come across. The personality of the average Iain are much more exceptional than the average Ian, including, but not limited to: being able to rizz lesbians, getting the attention of 10s, and being the best day 1 homie that anyone could ask for.
"YO CHECK MY BOY IAIN"
"What's he doing?"
"She has a girlfriend bro idk how that guy is rizzing her"
"SHES GIGGLING BRO"
"Ik bro I'm so proud of my boy Iain"
by Cyantist13 September 20, 2023
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Iain is a name for a boy/man who’s heart is truly golden. He cares deeply for his friends and family. He keeps his circle small, but Is the glue that keeps it all together. He puts others before himself with no regard to his own being. He is the strongest person I know, both mentally and physically. He is super competitive, and has a lot of emerging talent that he himself does not see. Iain is humble to a fault, but will hype the people he loves up to no end. He has been through the hell and back, so he gives great advice. When he loves, he loves hard. And he never ever gives up on his people. He is loyal and consistent and dependable. Iain is one of the most intelligent people I know. He makes hilarious jokes and is a bit dirty minded. However, he is gentle and when he opens up to you, he’ll wear his heart in his sleeve. His smile makes heads turn and his eyes light up rooms. Iain, is truly one in a billion.
by Isa1023 May 11, 2021
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Usually a Texan boy but pretends he is scottish. Known for being 5,11 but never 6 foot. He is ridiculed to almost suicide x
Loves tax evasion??
Did you hear of iains friends they are all so attractive because they are all over 6ft shame iain is small
by Oran gay(fraser) January 20, 2020
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Pronounced “ee-yun”
Absolute LEGEND and sometimes perceived to be a “pussaholic” due to all the pussy he gets.
Not to mention his athleticism!
Have you met iain? he's a fucking pimp you know!
by mothertruckingpimp May 4, 2020
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a selfless, heart tearing, evil, dirty minded boy. With a sense of humor and a sprinkle of kindness. Iain's are not very nice, and do not consider another persons feelings unless it affects the Iain
Me: Can we hang out
Iain: Sure
*day before*
Iain Sorry cant hang
Me: :'(
by Anon.666 October 17, 2010
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