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I.A.G

1. Ignorant Anatomical (ass) Guess

A number pulled from "thin air or anatomicaly generated (pulled from ones ass)" for the purpose of screwing field personal or stimulating ones personal ego in order to overcome feelings of inadequacy.

(Accuracy 0 to 1 percent) A rapid estimate based on a degree rather than any experience at all
Before NASA existed took and I.A.G. and said "The moon is made of chease"
by wind gooroo July 28, 2010
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I.A.G.N.I.

Acronym, short for "I ain't got no internet!"

Term used to describe agitating people who call I.T. help desks a say that they, in some way, cannot access the internet. Also used to describe the frustration of the vagueness of the problem itself (Is your Ethernet cable plugged in? Is your WiFi router on? Are you sure you choose a WiFi network? etc.)
Customer: Hello, I am having a problem with my computer.

I.T. Guy 1: Okay, what is your problem.

Customer: My computer can't seem to connect to the internet.

I.T. Guy 1: (Away from phone) We have another I.A.G.N.I. problem.

I.T. Guy 2: Really, just choose a network already people.

I.T. Guy 1: Is the Ethernet cable plugged in?
Customer: Yes, it is.

I.T. Guy 1: Is the light next to it blinking?

Customer: No, should it.

I.T. Guy 2: (In the background) oh COME ON!

I.T. Guy 1: Please remove the cable and plug it back in, the light should start blinking afterwards.

Customer: Okay, its working now. Thank you.
I.T. Guy 1: Have a good day. (Hangs up.)
I.T. Guy 2: Idiot.

I.T. Guy 1: I know, right. Can't say I.A.G.N.I. without agony.
by floppy_hard_seabass November 15, 2018
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S A N T I A G O

A character in pamtri which kills characters with his gun
S A N T I A G O kills D O R A the explorer when she reached the top of the mountain. (video-Dora in a nutshell)
by QWERTYUIKREDFGHJHGFDSDFGH June 21, 2019
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S A N T I A G O

after som1 is ded a magic man com to screen and sey S A N T I A G O
A: Hello pamtri
B: Hello S A N T I A G O
A: make a new video
B: no
A: N O W Y O U M U S T D I E
B: no
A: y
B: Because we are T I G H T ER than bark on a tree
A: oh ok
B: NoW yOu MuSt DiE
A: oh ok
B: S A N T I A G O
by oh hi boi May 21, 2017
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d.c.n.a.i.a.g

"Want some dino chicken nuggets?" "YES d.c.n.a.i.a.g!!!!"
by My name is Yall suck September 29, 2019
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a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k

A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks!
1: what ur fav scene in breaking bad
2.a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k
1. what?
by tekashi6ix9ine6969696 November 2, 2022
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T.I.M.T.A.C.M.T.A.L.L.M.T.A.L.B.I.M.Y.M.A.I.A.G.U

This Is More Than A Crush More Than A Like Like More Than A Love Baby I’ma Make You Mine And I Ain’t Giving Up
T.I.M.T.A.C.M.T.A.L.L.M.T.A.L.B.I.M.Y.M.A.I.A.G.U
Is the lyrics to the song ‘Don’t Run Away’ from the movie Let It Shine
by Virtual shy June 22, 2021
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