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A threat by your mother or father to do something and if you don't your likely to die
i hope by JasperTheBaker June 13, 2017
Words you can keep
Can be used in curses or blessings. Mostly curses.
Person 2 said they like pineapple pizza. Lets check on them down there.
1- "I hope you stub your toe and then step on a lego every day at random times."
2- "I hope both sides of your pillow are hot."

I Hope You Step on a Lego 

“I hope you step on a LEGO” is a phrase often used as a retort in rage comics and reaction images to express one’s resentment towards someone who has done something unpleasant as to deserve punishment or ill-fortune, such as accidentally stepping on a LEGO brick.
A: I hope you burn in hell!
B: Bitch please!
A: I hope you step on a Lego!
B: Don't ever say that again, you sick bastard.

I hope she sees this bro

Phrase to use when a man's been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.
Tweet from @SoylentIsAwesome:
@pokimanelol
You're amazing, stunning. I want to give you money. What's your cashapp?
Tweet from @ChadBenja:
@SoylentIsAwesome
I hope she sees this bro.
Word of the Day on July 29, 2020

I hope you're happy 

When someone is being a complete ass to you and is trying to guilt you. They really mean "I hope you're anything but happy".

I HOPE YOU GET AIDS! 

The best response to any asshole or anyone who irritates you.
Guy in traffic, after getting cut off:

"I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Girl on cell phone with hair extensions and wearing Juicy Couture

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Guy in line at grocery store behind pregnant woman with 7 kids paying with food stamps

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE 

I really hate you
Stop getting in my way
I've lost my patience
When are you gonna decay
I want to throw you out
Just like my broken TV
If you'll come back once more
It shall be painful you'll see
I hope you die in a fire
Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart
Hope you'll get shot and expire
Hope you'll be taken apart
Hope this is what you desire
It's almost over
Why can't you just let it fly
Don't be afraid
It's not the first time you'll die
Your mechanical parts click
Sounds like when I broke your bones
Once I get my second chance,
I won't leave you alone
Oh yeah
I hope you die in a fire
Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart
Hope you'll get shot and expire
Hope you'll be taken apart
I hope you die in a fire
Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart
Hope you'll get shot and expire
Hope you'll be taken apart
Hope this is what you desire
I hope you die in a fire
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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