I WON THE ELECTION 

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.

Donald Trump: "I WON THE ELECTION!"

I WON THE ELECTION by millstone November 17, 2020

i won't hold my breath

A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.

In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.

Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"

i won't hold my breath by London Roads June 12, 2017

i won't be long 

Meaning everything but

I won't be long mate,

Hmmm I've heard that before, I think I'll go bang one out

i won't be long by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

i won’t you 

i want you

or can be said as you won’t me

you won’t me ???

i won’t you so bad

i won’t you by urmumsobesecoochflaps December 25, 2020

I Won a Math Debate 

when saying this phrase really fast it sounds as if you were saying i want to masturbate.(:

jacking off or fapping as some call it. now try to say i won a math debate three times fast.

I Won a Math Debate by Kleenex Brand Tissue May 23, 2011

I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.

Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"

I won't tell if you don't by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018

I won this debate

An inside joke, starting on the JREF forums (www.randi.org/vbulletin). Started when a troll declared himself the winner in a thread when his reply wasn't answered by the end of the day.

I won this debate! Argument by assertion!

I won this debate by NikeYoung October 22, 2004