The most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.
I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. I'm on a boat muthafucka, don't you eva forget!
by i.love.andy.samberg February 24, 2009
When you're an unstoppable force, one with the sea, the king of the world, etc. Drinking Santana champagne, wearing flip flops, fucking mermaids, and riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit is also recommended. Derived from the song, "I'm on a Boat ft. T-Pain" by The Lonely Island.
Man, I'm on a boat today! Banged a mermaid chick, did flips and shit, and a lot more. Damn, I wish I had a time machine. I would be on a boat tomorrow.
by AssCon July 13, 2010
A song made by The Lonely Island, featuring T-Pain. It also has a clean version on the Saturday Night Live (SNL) website.
I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat! I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good, long, look at the motherfucking boat!
by INSERT WITTY NAME HERE April 15, 2009
1.) A term one uses to express that they feel absolutely awesome. Also used to pep people up.
2.) A song by Lonely Island
2.) A song by Lonely Island
Person one: "Who's on a Boat?!"
Person two: "I'm on a Boat!!!"
Person one: "Hey, did you hear that song by Lonely Island, the one about the boat?"
Person two: "Oh yeah, I'm on a boat? That song is amazing."
Person two: "I'm on a Boat!!!"
Person one: "Hey, did you hear that song by Lonely Island, the one about the boat?"
Person two: "Oh yeah, I'm on a boat? That song is amazing."
by KarsGoZoom August 28, 2009
When your a boss chillin on a boat wearin a tuxedo then a cookin outfit and some stunner shades. While rappin and ridin real dolphins and climbing buoys rather than those motherfuckin trees getting leaves up your ass.
"Take a picture trick, I'm on a boat bitch. We drinking the Santana champ cause its so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies. I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies."
"Oh fuck thats my favorite song eveeeeeeeer!"
"Oh fuck thats my favorite song eveeeeeeeer!"
by Chantel Cliche April 14, 2009
funny song from snl....was made as a joke to show how any thing can be made into a rap song...or that T-pain repeating what you say will get u rich! either way it became an instand youtube success
by Lovebugsman June 2, 2009
dude, i wish i was on a boat right now but i gotta get tested so i can work.
i'm on a boat right now and i can't stop eating!
i'm on a boat right now and i can't stop eating!
by gotjackson June 26, 2009