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I'll keep 

verb - To "keep" in this sense is the same as saying "I'm ok" or "I will be fine." It can be used in question form that would provoke such an answer as well.

This is first seen (as far as my research can tell) in page 6 of Penny Arcade's 'Automata'. The reader, form this implication, can be lead to believe that this term is specific only to robots ie automat, in the context of the story.
Yeah, I'll keep. I'm fine.
I'll keep by Psilocyn February 19, 2011
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I'll keep my eye out for you 

the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.
Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The ONLY retort against a mom diss.
"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned

<.7.9.7.6.>One day, ill find my way back to you But until then i just gotta keep<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>One day, ill find my way back to you But until then i just gotta keep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>One day, ill find my way back to you But until then i just gotta keep<.7.9.7.6.>

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026