Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.
Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?
Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010
Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck", but with a little religion. People say this when other people say things to 'brag" or are annoying you by provoking you. This term will shut their asses down. Even if it doesn't, the other person will still back off for a little bit. Sometimes they will bite back at you saying you're jealous. At this point, you should tell them to suck a dick and fuck off in a garbage can. This also makes the other person more catholic.
Little Kid on Roblox: I got so much robux lol
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster
Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster
Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.
by TheGayAccount June 27, 2018
I don't give two bollocks about what other people think
by allseeinggurly November 12, 2010
If you use this sentence, it means you hate mathematics like me. This sentence is the ENEMY of all mathematics universe.
Teacher: So have you found the value of "Y" john?
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*
by Iamsomeoneelseasshole May 8, 2010
When the person in question, does not have the capacity to actually care about what you are saying, but does have bit of intrest. So the amount of fucks given cannot be great.
So they might give two.
So they might give two.
Person 1: Do you wanna know about this REALLY funny thing?!
Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS
Person 1: No, you give two :-)
Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS
Person 1: No, you give two :-)
by theflyingmonkeybannatree October 20, 2009
Something that is causing self destructive behavior worldwide, and commonly among African Americans. Basically it is when someone's heart becomes cold and they do whatever they can to get satisfaction that day, so school,saving money, wearing condoms, etc. doesn't make sense. It progresses quickly so if you don't catch it the first time someone stops giving a fuck it may be too late. only way to stop them from robbing stealing and dealing is to lock them up or kill them. The only known cure is to, well make them give a fuck (give them a hug?)
"nigga 1:Yo man my nigga Deandre's got "I don't give a fuck virus" bad man, he shot a guy, while slangin 20's on the block and fucking a ho without a condom WHILE getting his dick sucked and i didn't even know that was possible!
Nigga 2: Yeah, he got it bad ever since his mom's ran out on him he stopped doin school and all that, we need to show this nigga sum love!"
Nigga 1: let's go giv him a hug and roll up a L
nigga 2: yeh either that or load up the semi........"
Nigga 2: Yeah, he got it bad ever since his mom's ran out on him he stopped doin school and all that, we need to show this nigga sum love!"
Nigga 1: let's go giv him a hug and roll up a L
nigga 2: yeh either that or load up the semi........"
by Hood EZ-3 December 20, 2008
a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.
guy 1: yo i got a promotion!
guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!
guy 1: do you give 4?
guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!
guy 1: do you give 4?
guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022