hypertonic osmosis 

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.

My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.

hypertonic osmosis by ImGoated April 7, 2021

hyptonite 

Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.

James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.

hyptonite by Chris Teja December 9, 2008

hyponic 

When legs are so strong they can lift up cars.

"Dude your car has some sick hyponic legs."

hyponic by Headlong February 13, 2017

Hypomanic 

Relating to hypomania, a mild form of the manic phase characteristic of bipolar illness.

Hypomanic states are often associated with enhanced productivity and creativity.

Hypomanic by Doc_B April 16, 2015

Hypological Warfare 

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps pointing out any factually inaccurate details or unrealistic scenarios using logic alone and completely disregarding the hypothetical nature of the scenario. Similar to Hypothetical Warfare.

Guy 1: Imagine, hypothetically, I had wings. How awesome would that be?
Guy 2: I don't know because its physically impossible for you to gain wings.
Guy 1: I'm just saying, like, imagine I did have wings.
Guy 2: And I'm just saying that its impossible for you to have wings.
Guy 1: Stop goin' all Hypological Warfare on me!

Hypological Warfare by MartyJuck March 7, 2010

Hypetronic 

of the fly variety; in the moment, trendy, exclusive to an esoteric privileged audience, vogue, or extremely hip. A mix of the potency of chronic with the timely buzz of hype.

Many people started wearing Supreme 5-panel hats when they became hypetronic.

Hypetronic by Dirt McNa$ty September 1, 2011

Hedotonic 

Adjective

A pleasure seeking person

Usually angelic. Only wanting to do whatever it is that feels good ....Usually in the form of some type of party favor and or other forms of playing

The original hedotonics were Willow and Michele in San Francisco

Those girls from last night were so much fun they kind of reminded me of the hedotonic angels

Hedotonic by peace4kitty20 June 11, 2018