the act of dressing as a french officer and pouring diet coke and alkazelers in your ass then shaking your body then shooting your sexual partner in the face.
by touchme9000 April 3, 2011
When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.
by trugentlemen670 November 29, 2017
When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.
by AFEOD70 October 3, 2014
After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla December 28, 2016
After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla December 28, 2016
by 307Badger March 29, 2022
by Braden Fredericks September 5, 2017