Hurtlocker

The act of farting into a girl's vagina to set up a queef for when their boyfriend comes around later.

"He almost put Carlin in the hurtlocker"

by pale face July 13, 2012

hurtlock

A noun, describing a difficult situation from whidh there is no easy extrication. Similar to a headlock in suggestion of combat, hurtlock can describe any intellectual or physical move to overcome an adversary.

If he doesn't pass this test, the University will have him in a hurtlock.

by Algonprez November 19, 2006

Hurtlocker

One who Excels at playing victim at all times and receives great pleasure in creating and trying create more victims.

She skated through life being a hurtlocker in a world full of hills and mountains..

by MuseAlmighty June 30, 2019