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hunch punch

drink that is a mixture of mountain dew, kool-aid, and ever clear. it tastes amazing and you cant taste the alcohol at all.
After she drank one cup of hunch punch she was trashed.
hunch punch by chelsea07 January 2, 2009

Hunch punch

an alcohol drink..usually a mixture of "stuff" that you drink and it goes down like Kool-Aid,but with out a notice you are so messed up and wondering how you got so messed up so quick.
-"girl what the hell you got me sippin on...im messed up already!!!"

__Hunch punch..lmao
Hunch punch by ACUA1123 January 6, 2010

hunch punch

1 case of favorite beer (24 or 30. your choice)
1 handle of favorite vodka(flavored or not. your choice)
2 tubes of pink lemonade concentrate(3 if your feeling frisky)

Mix these in large cooler. Add ice.

Serves 2-10 people(depending on how fucked up you want to be.)

CAUTION: Drinking large quantities can result in cocaine usage.
Bob: Dude, I drank so much hunch punch I don't remember a thing.

Pedro: Are you kidding? You were in the bathroom snorting coke with that girl.

Bob: Ahh fuckk...
hunch punch by Shawn Parent April 8, 2008

Hunch punch

A one night stand that you thought would be okay, but turns out to be awful.
Megan got hunch punched by Nate last night!
Hunch punch by Natalie123 March 22, 2017

Hunch Punch

When you think a one night stand will be good, then it turns out awful.
Megan said that her and Nate had a hunch punch last night!
Hunch Punch by Natalie123 March 22, 2017

hunch and punch 

The act of masturbating in a hunched over position. Usually done very quickly while looking out the blinds to see if your wife comes home.
Fred went upstairs for a quick hunch and punch when he got home from work
hunch and punch by d225 January 16, 2011
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