A human virus is someone who infects everything and everyone around them with their toxic personality. A human virus spends their time collecting gossip about others and then spews it all over every person who happens to come upon them. They love to infect friendships pinning friend against friend, they attack people’s relationships, they spew venom at others accomplishments and tend to throw their judgmental green snot at anyone on their radar who thinks viruses are gross. They also tend to try to infect any organized groups
( like sports teams, dance clubs, school volunteer organizations, political groups) that have systems of order because the human virus does not want to deal with conflict in a healthy and constructive way. The human virus would rather infect the groups with rumours and chaos. When the human virus 🦠 infects an innocent bi-stander ( remember virus disguises themselves as smart and successful even though they have never truly accomplished anything) they have the ability to cause blindness and absess in the brain making one unable to see proper truths or be able to think for themselves. Others with a more hearty immune system tend to be repelled by the human virus and try to stay away from the human virus at all costs. Unfortunately when the human virus is so out of control, some people tend to befriend the virus so the virus will leave them alone and not attack them as well.
( like sports teams, dance clubs, school volunteer organizations, political groups) that have systems of order because the human virus does not want to deal with conflict in a healthy and constructive way. The human virus would rather infect the groups with rumours and chaos. When the human virus 🦠 infects an innocent bi-stander ( remember virus disguises themselves as smart and successful even though they have never truly accomplished anything) they have the ability to cause blindness and absess in the brain making one unable to see proper truths or be able to think for themselves. Others with a more hearty immune system tend to be repelled by the human virus and try to stay away from the human virus at all costs. Unfortunately when the human virus is so out of control, some people tend to befriend the virus so the virus will leave them alone and not attack them as well.
Willow is a human virus, she spews disease on everyone.
Of course she believes Willow, Willow has infected her with the human virus. She is now a lost cause.
Of course she believes Willow, Willow has infected her with the human virus. She is now a lost cause.
by Haddsm210 February 9, 2019
HPV - A virus commonly mistaken for the less popular Human Papillomavirus.
Human Pterodactyl Virus comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. After 3 consecutive hours, you're head bursts and transforms into a Pterodactyl's head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. Wings may or may not protrude from the victims back, as this hideous malformation comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours with a pink or green wine bottle on your head.
Human Pterodactyl Virus comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. After 3 consecutive hours, you're head bursts and transforms into a Pterodactyl's head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. Wings may or may not protrude from the victims back, as this hideous malformation comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours with a pink or green wine bottle on your head.
"His wing span had become over 30 feet after he was diagnosed with Human Pterodactyl Virus"
"I don't talk to that nasty mug, he has Human Pterodactyl Virus"
"Human Pterodactyl Virus caused him to drive the bus into the wall at 50 miles an hour while screeching at an ear-bleeding level."
"I don't talk to that nasty mug, he has Human Pterodactyl Virus"
"Human Pterodactyl Virus caused him to drive the bus into the wall at 50 miles an hour while screeching at an ear-bleeding level."
by Kestral Sander August 3, 2007
a bacterial infection that enters the body through the anus and in the end creates a colony of single celled bacterium that make the testis shrink.
Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.
by nighthawkdragon April 25, 2009