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Human Chess

When you and a stranger Person A Are walking towards each other and When you are about 9 inches away you try to move out of the way. Once you move out the way, Person A also tries to move out the way and you guys almost collide but you dont and quickly go to the other side. Then SUPRISE person A also tries to move out the way. This can keep happening for seconds and even have a Stalemate.
Me: *walking*
Person A: *Walking*
Me: *Move to my left*
Person A: *move to his/her right*
Me: *move to my right*
Person A *Move to his/her left*

*Finally Over*
Me:I Fucking hate playing human chess
by KGtheBEAST June 9, 2009
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Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.
Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?
by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020
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human cheese

When a guy has anul with a girl and cum's in her butt and keeps thrusting and the cum rolls up into a sting and the guy picks it out and rolls it into a ball and makes the girl eat it.
Roel made maritza eat his human cheese.
by Michael Mendiondo November 18, 2004
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