Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. In most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.
by swiss beets April 30, 2010
Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
by ohhila February 28, 2012
A 3 headed human originally born as a centipede but killed in a tribunal fire and reborn as 3 separate humans that are connected from ass to mouth.
"What the fuck is that?"
"I believe it is a fucking human centipede"
"Where the fuck did that come from?"
"I have no fucking idea... I think it might be a fucking human centipede."
"Who the fuck is that?"
"Long fucking story, it's my grandfather."
"I wonder how it uses the fucking bathroom?!"
"I have no fucking clue. Fucking human centipedes."
"I believe it is a fucking human centipede"
"Where the fuck did that come from?"
"I have no fucking idea... I think it might be a fucking human centipede."
"Who the fuck is that?"
"Long fucking story, it's my grandfather."
"I wonder how it uses the fucking bathroom?!"
"I have no fucking clue. Fucking human centipedes."
by human centipede motherf*cker August 22, 2011
A sexual position involving a girl getting triple teamed. One guy fucks the vagina, the second guy fucks the tits, and the last guy fucks the mouth.
by Steel Max September 01, 2010
A romantic comedy about an inspiring surgeon who sews three people together from ass to mouth. THEIR IS NO ME IN HUMAN CENTIPEDE! TEAMWORK!
my human centipede is john goodman in the front miley cyrus in the middle and justin beiber in the back. then i would ask miley if she has "the best of both worlds now?"
by kiss my love area January 31, 2011
The act of three people engaged in the act of eating the butthole of the person in front of them. The person in front is known as position 1, with the numbers increasing down the line. More than three people is possible, but is strong discouraged.
by thisistotallynotmyname April 28, 2011
A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.
Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.
Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.
Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!
by MikeyZbitch October 19, 2012