horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.

by wastinmoola January 25, 2004

Hula Pie

It's a dessert that originated in Maui, consisting of macadamia ice cream, chocolate crust, chocolate syrup, and almonds... It's hella good!

Save room for dessert, I want to order a slice of Hula Pie!!

by ns September 10, 2004

Hula Pooping

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.

Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.

by CarsBow September 12, 2009

Hula Hooping

When two people love/like each other but are not dating.

Ashley loves Tannor but they are not dating they are Hula Hooping

by chiefs123 July 14, 2009

hula hoop

When multiple men gather to have anal sex with one another, forming an almost human-centipede ring of dicks in ass. The resulting coordinated thrusting causes the hoop to "hula."

Man, last night's hula hoop was crazy intense. I can't even sit down.

by vorbs January 13, 2018

Hula Tan

Natural Suntan oil , This 100 % natural tanning oil is known to be an excellent product and is used by muliple celebrities.
The ingredients are oils such as olive oil , hazelnut nut oil etc.The website is www.hulatan.com. Hula Tan is a 'certified awesome product' by www.suntangirl.com .

Hula tan is a natural suntan oil.

by Sun Tan Man December 1, 2012

Hula Pooping

When one poops in a perfect spiral, like off the pictures. It requires some skill and is performed by pooping while moving your hips in a gyrating circular motion, as if using a hula hoop while taking a crap.

Hula Pooping:
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***

by Poopey wieners December 18, 2012