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extreme hiking

Hiking on very steep hills, or in winter, or over 15 miles.
We went extreme hiking up a 45 degree snowy hill & had to dig our boots in but the view was phenomenol to the max!
extreme hiking by Starchylde May 22, 2016

HikiNEET 

A portmanteau of the word Hikikomori (a Japanese word used to describe people who isolate themselves and lack a social life) and the acronym NEET; "Not in Education, Employment or Training."
"Get off your ass and go look for a job! Quit being such a hikiNEET."
HikiNEET by Squallevoker May 14, 2018

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)
"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

Double Hudini Smash 

When in the act of having anal sex with your partner, you say you have to pull out for a second (to put on another condom or some other reason) then your friend switches in and starts having anal sex with her while you sneek around outside and wave at her through a window. then when she turns to look who is having sex with her your friend punches her in the face and at the same time you punch through the window.
Dude, she was so freaked out when me and my friend Double Hudini smashed her!

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.
"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

Hiking the appalachian trail 

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.
Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.