hugh jampton

An ideal alter alia to use when signing in at cheap hotels or when responding to market research or other pointless questionnaires and guaranteed to raise a snigger when said with a straight face. Combines the classic double entendre with rhyming slang - ie Hampton Wick = the male appendage.
"What are you called?" - "Hugh Jampton"
by norfolkboy September 08, 2006
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hugh jampton

An ideal alter alia to use when signing in at cheap hotels or when responding to market research or other pointless questionnaires and guaranteed to raise a snigger when said with a straight face. Combines the classic double entendre with rhyming slang - ie Hampton Wick = the male appendage.
"What are you called?" - "Hugh Jampton"
by norfolboy September 08, 2006
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