Definitions by norfolboy
hugh jampton
An ideal alter alia to use when signing in at cheap hotels or when responding to market research or other pointless questionnaires and guaranteed to raise a snigger when said with a straight face. Combines the classic double entendre with rhyming slang - ie Hampton Wick = the male appendage.
"What are you called?" - "Hugh Jampton"
hugh jampton by norfolboy September 8, 2006