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hugecockavitis

a very rare and horrible disease that freakishly elongates a penis, acquired at birth. it only affects very few. to date only three people have been diagnosed: Elan see ELAN, Brennan, and Shaquille O'Neal. Erections have been witnessed that have caused debilitating effects. One by-stander said that when he saw someone with hugecockavitis perform a tornado spin Japan almost nuked "Godzilla"
A: DAMN DID YOU SEE THAT WHALE!
B: Dude, that wasn't a whale.
A: Don't even tell me...
B: Sorry man, i can't keep my hugecockavitis under control.
hugecockavitis by Anita Dix May 26, 2008

hugecock assinvader

1. One with a huge cock who enjoys anal sex with men.
2. A fictional baseball player specializing in hitting the high and inside pitch for opposite field homeruns.
Now batting for the New York Mets Number 6969, HUGE COCK ASSINVADER!
A term used for a skinny looking transvestite who secretly brandishes a gigantic penis.
Me- You know nicole?
You- Oh yea, she's a hugecock.
Me- No Waii!
Hugecock by Vladgzhiv March 18, 2008

hugblock 

the equivalent to a cockblock but for hugs
man, his big ass backpack totally hugblocked me!
hugblock by mreowww1 September 14, 2011