1 definition by Anita Dix
a very rare and horrible disease that freakishly elongates a penis, acquired at birth. it only affects very few. to date only three people have been diagnosed: Elan see ELAN, Brennan, and Shaquille O'Neal. Erections have been witnessed that have caused debilitating effects. One by-stander said that when he saw someone with hugecockavitis perform a tornado spin Japan almost nuked "Godzilla"
A: DAMN DID YOU SEE THAT WHALE!
B: Dude, that wasn't a whale.
A: Don't even tell me...
B: Sorry man, i can't keep my hugecockavitis under control.
B: Dude, that wasn't a whale.
A: Don't even tell me...
B: Sorry man, i can't keep my hugecockavitis under control.
by Anita Dix May 26, 2008