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In house dick

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Living with a man that you can have sex with at any time.
If I have to be quarantined during this pandemic, thank God I have In house dick.
In house dick by KimmieRose April 22, 2020
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dick house 

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to insert your penis into anyone or anything, thereby making it a place where your penis can live comfortably for long periods of time.
Shut the fuck up, Cliff, before I make your mouth my dick house
dick house by Jeff Bentz August 9, 2004
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dick house 

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An offensively irritating person.
Smally just won't shut up about Fleetwood Mac. What a dick house!
dick house by cocerned_citizen August 2, 2006
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dick house 

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One who is like an asshole but takes it to another level of carnage
God Damn it alan, your such a dickhouse
dick house by Ben G. April 5, 2003
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The House Rule of Dick Sizes 

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When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
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Dick rider in the House of vampires 

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A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie
Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits
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