house dick

House pussy's mate. A house dick is a man that you can copulate with at any time you wish. It resides in the same house as you, and is usually referred to as "husband" or "signficant other".

House dick is the biggest blessing.

I have to go home and ride that house dick.

Don't want none of that street dick. I am going home to my house dick.

by @nosilla_ann December 16, 2015

In house dick

Living with a man that you can have sex with at any time.

If I have to be quarantined during this pandemic, thank God I have In house dick.

by KimmieRose April 22, 2020

dick house

to insert your penis into anyone or anything, thereby making it a place where your penis can live comfortably for long periods of time.

Shut the fuck up, Cliff, before I make your mouth my dick house

by Jeff Bentz August 9, 2004

dick house

An offensively irritating person.

Smally just won't shut up about Fleetwood Mac. What a dick house!

by cocerned_citizen August 2, 2006

dick house

One who is like an asshole but takes it to another level of carnage

God Damn it alan, your such a dickhouse

by Ben G. April 5, 2003

The House Rule of Dick Sizes

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart

Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you

by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014

Dick rider in the House of vampires

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

by C. MURDER September 20, 2021