A four wheeled vehicle, that in better times may have been called either a piece of junk, a clunker, a hoopty, a bucket, or a pile, but is no far more beat up, discolored, louder, rustier, or
aggressively unattractive. An automobile that you wouldn't expect to see anywhere other than in a junk yard, at a
demolition derby, or parked on
the streets of Somalia. A vehicle that even the dirtiest of hitchhikers would not be caught dead riding in.