hot sock

When a male/female shits in a sock then beats his or her partner with it

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Hot Sock

A term used for the action of one pinching loaves into a sock and smacking their partner silly with it.

I gave your grandmother the old "Hot Sock."

by LaTom February 25, 2004

Hot-Sock

When a male ejaculates into a sock, then puts the sock on his foot to warm up his feet.

My feet were cold and I was horny so I ejected into a sock then put the sock onto my foot.
It was cold outside so I put on a hot-sock.

by JewishMashedPotatoes January 18, 2017

Hot Sock of Shit

A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming and when this could precede the statement.

They look like they would benefit from a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit.

Would you like a slap round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.

by baabaam May 13, 2022

Hot Sock of Shit

A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming. Used in jest between buddies or to denote ones appearance.

It made me feel like I'd been slapped round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit!

Would you like a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit....

They look like they've been slapped round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.

by baabaam May 13, 2022

Mini Hot Sock

When you blow a load in a condom then remove it and slap the girl silly with it.

I forgot my tube sock in my Camaro so I could not give the ho a Hot Sock, so I gave her a mini hot sock...

by CougarMILF1969 March 10, 2009

AP Hot Sock

When you ejaculate into a sock and microwave it until very, very hot.. then swing it fiercely and slap somebody in the face with it.

"dude i just gave Ryan an AP hot sock and he puked then walked home.

by TKnucks12 May 3, 2011