An English, Jewish, Protestant, Republican former criminal and current crime podcaster and liar based in Brighton Beach. Is well known by the monikers "Turbo" and "Old Three Tooth". Has a huge love for jellied eels and ritualistic crumb muching.
by Merseyside Paradise June 28, 2023
"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"
by Gav P November 28, 2005
To describe a man masturbating
by Richard December 29, 2004
by Professa Debautchery June 16, 2009
by Joyd February 23, 2014
(n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.
"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"
by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019
"Let's call Dave and see if he wants to come out to the bar! No way man, Lisa is on the rag this weekend. He's a hormone Hostage."
"It didn't matter how I answered her question, either way I was in trouble...That's just how it is when you're a hormone hostage."
"It didn't matter how I answered her question, either way I was in trouble...That's just how it is when you're a hormone hostage."
by Nuggets McGee May 19, 2007