chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

by MJ January 1, 2005

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

chocolate hostage

Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.

"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"

by Gav P December 28, 2005

chocolate hostage

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo March 9, 2003

chocolate hostage

a turd which is being held captive for a later release

The chocolate hostages are getting restless. I better hurry to the can and release them.

by Rotormitch January 15, 2008

chocolate hostage

a fecally infused fart.

wow! that one was obviously a chocolate hostage. where's the newspaper?

by j. reichart July 12, 2006

chocolate hostages

Poo thats just dying to get out.

I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!

by TZ October 7, 2005