by Ivan the drunken baller March 13, 2017
A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.
by MJ January 1, 2005
When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(
For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!
by JyahC July 6, 2019
When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.
Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.
by theoldsage November 13, 2016
by TZ October 7, 2005
When someone forces you to watch a YouTube video that you have no interest in watching, and you feel that it would rude and awkward to decline.
Tim: Hey John, check out this YouTube of Snail migration, it's hilarious.
*shoves phone/tablet/computer in John's face*
*12 minutes later*
John: yeah that was interesting...
Tim: let me show you another one!
John: Dude you can't just take me YouTube Hostage like that, you are wasting valuable moments of my life here.
*shoves phone/tablet/computer in John's face*
*12 minutes later*
John: yeah that was interesting...
Tim: let me show you another one!
John: Dude you can't just take me YouTube Hostage like that, you are wasting valuable moments of my life here.
by Demondeaconjh August 2, 2015
There are 4 people to a car, two are drivers and the other two are the hostages. There are a total of two cars, the other teams hostages will get into the other car with the other team and that team will go and hide their hostages. Once both teams had hid their hostages, then they will meet back at "base camp" and race to find the hostages on their team, the first one back to "base camp" wins.
My friends and I played hostage game last week, Tom had to walk home because no one could figure out where he was.
by trs1237 July 18, 2017