Where you ply clients with booze, drugs and very expensive hookers either to win business or blackmail them
It was so easy to get Bill Clinton to do exactly what we wanted after threatening to tell Hillary about how he did a few grams of coke and slapped that hooker about in our first class hospitality suite at the Hilton
by RayRoy Strickland January 17, 2013
Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital is a full-service poop medical facility, located in Branford, CT . The professional and courteous staff at Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital seeks to provide the best possible medical care, surgical care and dental care for their highly-valued poops. They are committed to promoting responsible poop ownership,by education and example and quality preventative health care for their clients' poops and turds. Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital strives to offer excellence in Poopinary care to Branford, CT and surrounding areas.
My shart has been pooping blloody diarrhea for 7 days! I better call Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital and make an appointment with Dr. Farter right away!
by Penisnipples December 27, 2011
Guy 1:Hey man what are you playing?
Guy 2:super busy hospital 2. Leave me alone I have to do surgery on this guy that bot shot in the head 57 times.
Guy 2:super busy hospital 2. Leave me alone I have to do surgery on this guy that bot shot in the head 57 times.
by Jadykinzzz October 23, 2007
She was definelty born in 2 hospitals
by TemptingTemple November 30, 2018
The place where they care more about paying Ann Williamson over $250,000 a year, cutting retirement funding for their employees, making units work short staffed on a daily basis, and caring more about profit than safety of staff and patients. Then after asking staff to give back earned vacation time and cutting the retirement funding, they find a billing error totaling more than 15 MILLION dollars. But lets not be harsh because they do have the Iowa Cares program where anyone in the state that doesn't want to work like the rest of us, can come for free healthcare where they can have room service, treat the staff like shit, and get all the legal drugs they want on behalf of the taxpayers. Even better, they can complain about the color of the walls, the rooms being too small, having to share a room, parking is too expensive, they couldn't find a cheap hotel, and the hospital should be closer to where they live. I could go on and on but I think you get the idea!
University of Iowa Hospital and Clinics Staffing Department hard at work
Staffing: you need 2 RNs and 1NA so you are not short.
Unit: yes and if we get 2 more admissions, we will require 1 more RN or we will be short staffed.
Staffing: we probably won't have the NA but we will let you know.
Unit: okay let us know, we have x-number patients that require 2-3 people to turn, potty, etc.
1hr later:
Staffing: we can give you the RN's but couldn't get an NA.
unit: okay, what choice do we have
5 minutes later:
(pager going off)
5 admissions in 20min.
Unit calling staffing;
We just got 5 admissions, we need another nurse because now we are running short.
Staffing to Unit:
Sorry but we don't have anyone.
Surprsingly staffing and bedboard share the same office, but staffing had NO IDEA there were all these pending admissions from ETC????
Staffing: you need 2 RNs and 1NA so you are not short.
Unit: yes and if we get 2 more admissions, we will require 1 more RN or we will be short staffed.
Staffing: we probably won't have the NA but we will let you know.
Unit: okay let us know, we have x-number patients that require 2-3 people to turn, potty, etc.
1hr later:
Staffing: we can give you the RN's but couldn't get an NA.
unit: okay, what choice do we have
5 minutes later:
(pager going off)
5 admissions in 20min.
Unit calling staffing;
We just got 5 admissions, we need another nurse because now we are running short.
Staffing to Unit:
Sorry but we don't have anyone.
Surprsingly staffing and bedboard share the same office, but staffing had NO IDEA there were all these pending admissions from ETC????
by pissed off employee September 19, 2010
An antiquated institution housing many of the Beaver State's mentally ill, including hundreds of criminally insane sex offenders.
There is nothing likable about the place, in fact, it's just about up there with Devil's Island, Auschwitz and Abu Ghraib. The movie "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" featuring Jack Nicholson was filmed in a building that has now been demolished.
There is nothing likable about the place, in fact, it's just about up there with Devil's Island, Auschwitz and Abu Ghraib. The movie "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" featuring Jack Nicholson was filmed in a building that has now been demolished.
The jury finds you not guilty by reason of insanity of twenty counts of first-degree murder. You will be sent to Oregon State Hospital for the rest of your life.
by Willy Darhelm February 15, 2010
What Happens at Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital, Stays at Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital. Bayside is a place where you randomly wake up in the middle of the night getting your blood taken after a night off of 6 substances. Bitches with pink hair and Jones Bbq & Food Massage are to be found here. The minimum stay is 72 hours, so prepare to not shit for at least 3 days. By the end of your stay, you will become an absolute god at uno
But hey, the cookies are gas. Shout out to Ms. Claira
But hey, the cookies are gas. Shout out to Ms. Claira
“i’ve lost count on how many times i’ve been at Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital”
“Dawg, i’m craving some Bayside cookies rn.”
“Dawg, i’m craving some Bayside cookies rn.”
by suixdied September 3, 2021