a place where you go for recovery from an ED, suicide attempt, self harm, mental disorders, trauma etc.
i got sent to a mental hospital because i was self harming. the food was kinda good tbh
by kaitykait October 24, 2019
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A communal pissing hole, for junkie sluts, and derro crackheads alike.
Random senile plague-ridden ethnic women also frequent the triage waiting room, and sit, rocking, muttering, and hacking up small chunks of their pulmomary system.
The paper-pusher staff are hardened and jaded as a result, and as such have developed a foul contempt for all that enter the waiting room.
Oi, Oi, Acko ya cunt, me n dezza are takin shazza down wollongong hospital cos she had too many pingers ayy. Want me to get on for ya while I'm there?
by Hyperactive Grandpa October 9, 2011
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Giving or Receiving fellatio, head, oral sex in a Hospital.
Man, Cory was in the emergency room again Detoxing and this banging nurse offered him some Hospital Dome...

Cory accepted and he made a miraculous recovery!!
by Dutch Creeger January 27, 2018
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A person drinks so much that they get alcohol poisoning and end up having to go to the hospital.

One can substitute the name of one's local hospital for "hospital." ex. Sacred Heart faded
Tim: Did you hear John got hospital faded last night?!

Mark: Yeah they pumped his stomach and he shit out a brick!
by You don't see me December 30, 2010
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Slang for the powerful opiate Hydromorphone, commonly known as Dilaudid. It is one of the most powerful painkillers available in the US and is known for providing a euphoric rush similar to that of heroin when administered IV. It is available in oral, rectal, and IM preparations but the IV would most likely only be given in the hospital to patients in severe pain.
"Hey man I just got out of the hospital for breakin my back"
"Oh yeah? You doing alright now?"
"Hell yeah the doc gave me some hospital heroin and Im feelin good as hell"
by Bootysauce July 23, 2009
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A place to make sure you don't kill yourself for a few days
Yeah i had to go to a mental hospital because i tried to kill myself
by ...sad... November 19, 2017
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A male who works in a hospital that carries himself in a thug-like manner. He smells like the essence of mystery. Everyone is nice to him because they fear that outside of work he might be a super gangster. Most of the time. They're right...
Jefferson James Junior the 2nd: "Hey dude, check it out its Zac Shoelace.."
Gunther: "Is it true that hes a thug outside of work?"
Jefferson James Junior the 2nd: "No gunther, Hes not just a thug you little dipshit! Hes a hospital thug....shit man...A hospital thug is the rarest most badass kinds of thug, you should be thankful youve spotted one! Many people search their whole lives trying to track one down. You disgust me."
by chelseason September 25, 2012
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