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Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.
Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.
Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Forza Horizon 4 

A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan
Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 4 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: THE UK SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Krista Horton 

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you
“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”
Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Cleftal Horizon 

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.
Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression 

The feeling that hits, and eventually engulfs one, after they finish the game: Horizon Zero Dawn.

This mainly is due to the fact that the world of Horizon Zero Dawn is so immersive that a person loses themselve in it.

Finishing the game, and not knowing how long one has to wait for a potential sequel, makes them not want to play anymore.

It is not helped by the fact that no other world, coupled with its beautifully detailed ambience will ever come close to providing the perfect experience.

This leads to a type of depression, which eventually leads to a person putting his gaming career on an indefinite hold, until the sequel is released.
Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

Aaron: Meridian doesn't exist in real life..

*gunshot*

Animal Crossing: New Horizons 

The way switch owners take their mind off this damn virus
I finally have the cure to depression, Animal Crossing: New Horizons