1. a very annoying female that loves horses and talks about horses all the fucking time. She draws horses on her binders, dreams about horses, and even has sex with horses.
by birdsdeservenocake March 23, 2006
friend: bro that horse girl is following you
me: yea dude every night she knocks on my door and yells my name
me: yea dude every night she knocks on my door and yells my name
by campbutmakeit_concentration_ January 12, 2020
Girls that ride and love horses. ALL CRAZY and not the cool kinky kind. They will come to meet you at college and hookup with your roommates
Buddy: Did you hook up with that horse girl?
Me: I don’t know. I got really drunk once she started hitting on your brother.
Buddy: oh yeah by the way you owe me 5 beers
Me: I don’t know. I got really drunk once she started hitting on your brother.
Buddy: oh yeah by the way you owe me 5 beers
by Sarah_is_crazy September 05, 2018
A girl who is normally named Ava and has taken her obsession of horses way too far. She will neigh like a horse, eat carrots at lunch, gallop in gym class and definitely will bite you if you get on her bad side.
by flopspotsux October 06, 2019
The most annoying girl on this planet. Ages 10 and up. They worship horses and love horse more than their own flesh and blood.
by MayaUrbanD February 13, 2015
Over stereotyped girls who love their horses, love the barn, understand the nature of horses and love them.
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE TEN-YEAR-OLDS WHO PRETEND THEY ARE HORSES. Fun fact: THOSE PEOPLE ARE CALLED IDIOTS!
I'm talking about me and my friends who would rather scoop poop and clean tack than go shopping.
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE TEN-YEAR-OLDS WHO PRETEND THEY ARE HORSES. Fun fact: THOSE PEOPLE ARE CALLED IDIOTS!
I'm talking about me and my friends who would rather scoop poop and clean tack than go shopping.
Idiot: Wait so you're a horse girl? Aren't you a little old for that?
Horse girl: Oh, so your breathing? aren't you a little stupid for that?
Idiot: Horse girls are 10-year-olds.
Horse girl: I've been riding since I was 8 and I'm still a horse girl.
Idiot: You're weird. I mean, horseback-riding isn't even a sport
Horse girl: You try jumping three feet into the air on an animal literally 5 times bigger then you, not knowing if you're going to fall or not. try speaking a language with your hands, like sign language, with something that ISN'T HUMANNNNNN!!!
(the biting parts, not a stereotype. we are bitches when you talk badly about our babiessssss!!!!!!!!!!!
Horse girl: Oh, so your breathing? aren't you a little stupid for that?
Idiot: Horse girls are 10-year-olds.
Horse girl: I've been riding since I was 8 and I'm still a horse girl.
Idiot: You're weird. I mean, horseback-riding isn't even a sport
Horse girl: You try jumping three feet into the air on an animal literally 5 times bigger then you, not knowing if you're going to fall or not. try speaking a language with your hands, like sign language, with something that ISN'T HUMANNNNNN!!!
(the biting parts, not a stereotype. we are bitches when you talk badly about our babiessssss!!!!!!!!!!!
by THG loving horse girl June 29, 2020
a horse girl is a rejected girl. sometimes due to BO, greasiness, crustiness, bad hygiene, bad eating manners, who may burp or fart.
Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shes a horse girl.
by tutdbh zet8s6tnhrsymi64subrfhr March 09, 2020