horse custard 

in typical terms its used to describe a man's fluid juice

1. you have horse custard all over your face again
2. i fucked that bitch last night and i poured horse custard all over her face
3. "whats for dinner?" " horse custard"

horse custard by Bad Habit April 23, 2006

custard road house 

The act of smearing peanut butter between two patties. Or filling a pasta linguini with come and baking it. Along with a road house where they serve custard.

Custard road house bitch

custard road house by Dr.felt her snatch December 8, 2013