Rocking horse shit

something rare or nonexistant (because, a roecking horse does not generate maure)

The Pictures of the encounter with the storm were like rocking horse shit.

by The Return of Light Joker April 12, 2011

eat horse shit

a way of saying something that is false

Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit

by Tyler_Buddha20 October 1, 2015

Happy Horse Shit

Someone trying to make a deal or situation more complicated than it needs to be.

I don’t want to hear none of your happy horse shit mister…now do we have a deal or what?

by Sorpcpym February 12, 2022

fucking horse shit

This web site.

urbandictionary.com

by the bearer of truth November 7, 2003

horse shit for breakfast

hypotheically supposed to be shit on a hot plate, encrusted deep in the ovens abyss, then thrown in the microwave for a minute or so- little bit of ranch dressing on the side. "eat that for breakfast you dirty little cock sucking whore, you are no body."

the ultimate insult

"Hey Todd, eat horse shit for breakfast you dick lick."

by sexXxXxxxxxxxXXX December 8, 2008

Horse Shit Sandwich

When someone has such horrible breathe that it is compared to horse droppings on two pieces of bread.

Joe - "Dude, Cindy has terrible breathe"

Rob - "I know, its smells like she ate a horse shit sandwich.

by Justin Syder September 2, 2014

rare as rocking horse shit

To never exist. Very rare. Not easily obtainable

That's as rare as rocking horse shit.

by teddyc June 23, 2008