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when you are really turned on and all you want to do is fuck or masturbate like if youre reading this chances are you are pretty horny, so here is something to jerk off too
jake was walking through the dark,crowded club when he saw her; dressed in thigh high leather boots, a tight miniskirt and black lacy bra, he got horny just looking at her. he started to make his way over to her and the ended up meeting on the dance floor, grinding against each other. jake could feel her ass against his cock and got a massive boner. the girl felt it too and pressed her ass against him as hard as she could, it was so big all she wanted was it inside of her. they were in the corner of the club, he slipped two fingers inside her pussy and she moaned, so he slid them in out in out untill she way crying for more. they made their way into the toilets then he forced her up against the wall, pushed her to her knees and she sucked him off, with his hands on the back off her head forcing her to take him deeper. just as he was about to cum she started to gag, he was that deep. he pulled out and pulled her into a stall. The he started to finger her again under her skirt untill she was screaming "fuck me!!" he made her get on her hands and knees then he shoved his 10" cock up her ass so she could feel his balls with every thrust, it felt so good. he bum-fucked her until she came, then made her stand up and pressed her against the wall. He rammed his dripping cock up into her tight pussy as hard as he could, over and over untill finally he came, covering her in his cum. She got on her knees and licked up every drop.
by bigboy67 April 15, 2011
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When you just wanna fuck the hot chick next door. Your dick gets really hard and throbs alot. This situation is usually cured by masturbation or sex.
Last night, I went to my girl's house, and when she opened the door, the wasn't wearing anything. She said, "Hey, sexy.... Come into my room...." I followed her into her room, and she threw me onto the bed. She got me soooooo horny. She began ripping at my clothes with beastial intensity. She tore my pants off, and, slowly, she reached her head down and began sensually stroking my cock with her tongue. She slid it into her mouth and kept licking all the way. She fondled my balls and I slid my shirt off. We were naked, and she just kept going at it. my cock was throbbing so hard, it hurt. I arched my back, and she slowly brought her tongue to my nipples. She bit them, and I screamed in pleasure. I flipped around and inserted my tongue in her pussy. I loved the taste of her vagina. It tasted like liquid orgasm. She reached orgasm and blasted my mouth full of her cum. I swallowed, and loved every minute of it. Then, she started to give me a hand job. I fingered her, and I squirted cum in her face. She went crazy and asked for more. She leapt forward and stuck her tongue in the hole in my dick. I shuddered in pleasure, and I fainted in a flood of hormones and semen. I had had the best orgasm in the history of my life.

I hope you guys got horny off this. I certainly did. In fact, she's still eating my cum! =D
by IcyM1 June 05, 2007
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Turned on immensely
For guys: When their heart rate speeds up and their dicks become stiff and hard.
For girls: When their heart rate speeds up and their pussies become wet and slippery.
I'm so horny I could do a goat.
by Nympho August 25, 2003
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1.a funny word.
2 a word to describe that "sexual" feeling u get when ur "turned on".
3. a word that rymes with corny
4. somthing that has a horn
1. ha ha ha, u said horny
2. self explanatory
3. horny, corny, forny, morny, dorny
4. unicorns are really horny
by Chet and Josh November 03, 2004
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Thank you #6 Definition, now read mine girls! its for you! when you are VERY sexually aroused and really need to get some.
kylie woke up and went to school. she kept thinking about the 6th definition of 'horny' on urbandictionary and couldn't focus during english. her pussy was throbbing so hard and she was lucky she was wearing jeans so you couldn't see the wet stains. after school she had to wait for about an hour til the football game started. she was still so wet and her pussy was throbbing SO hard that she went and sat in the deserted bleachers and took off her pants and underwear, and began to rub her pussy. she leaned her head back and moaned. she inserted her middle finger a little into her pussy, and exerted termendous pressure on her twat, causing liquid to come out of her pussy and cover her twat and hand. she started with both hands, and began to rub harder and harder. suddenly, the hottest, sexiest boy in school, davie, came up. she hadn't seen him, but she clearly saw the tent-shaped bulge in his pants through the thin football uniform material. she quickly grabbed him and sat on him with her twat completely uncovered. she thrusted her hips all around and felt the large, hard lump in his pants expand until she thought it would rip the fabric. there was a large wet spot on the front of his pants, from her pussy and his cock. she took off her shirt and all of his clothes, but refused him sex- she masturbated with his cock. she took it in her hands and rubbed it all over her pussy. davie moaned, 'get on with it! lube my rocket!' it was large, and throbbing, and precum was dripping off its end. she rubbed it all over her pussy more and more, and it was completely lubricated. finally she put it inside of her, and thrusted her hips in a circular motion. she flexed her pussy tight again and again and then davie flipped the position over, and began humping her with a bestial intensity. he arched his back and threw back his head and threw forward his hips with every hump, his cock as large and engorged as it had ever been. it felt like a hard plastic dildo inside of her, it ws so hard! finally she felt him explode inside her, and she rubbed and took his cock in and out of her faster and faster, and she exploded in screams, "OH YESS! YESSSS!" by this time, many other football players had turned up, even the coach, for pregame practice, and when she noticed, she withdrew davie's cock from her pussy and opened her legs to them, throwing her head back and moaning, 'SATISFY ME, BABY!" they wrestled for the chance and each tore off their pants, and exposed their throbbing hard cocks, and had their way with her one by one, and each was exhausted afterwards, kylie continued masturbating with both hands in the bathroom after all of them were fully dressed, and when the crowd turned up, they were all wondering why the football team was doing so badly, it was like they had run ten miles for practice!
by kylielovestomasturbate October 30, 2007
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when a person is extremely turned on.
a female's vagina becomes wet and she has the urge to hump someone/something. a male's penis becomes erect. meaning he gets a "boner" or a stiff penis that is longer and larger than usual.
this (true) story will make you horny:
it was the middle of July. i had the most beautiful girlfriend in the world. she was bout 5.3" with huge tits a nice ass, and the most wonderful pussie in the world. her name was karen. she was blonde and sexy and she knew it. one day i went over her house cause i was mad horny. she wanted it bad. we made out for a while, then she grabbed my hand and pulled me outside. she was rich and owned alotta property. we went outside and she began to take of her clothes. first her shirt, then her miniskirt. then she came to me (in her sexy lace bra and a thong) and violently stuck her hand down my pants. "karen.." i said with pure pleasure as she gave me the best handjob i've ever had. "yes?" she said in a sexy voice. she pulled down my pants and boxers, and removed her thong. i quickly ripped my shirtt off. then, she did the sexiest thing i've ever seen. she bent ovver (still facing me) and i saw so much clevege. i was in heaven. then she said "get ova her, studd" and i happily went over. she kneeled on the ground and put my 9 inch cock in her mouth. while she was sucking, she quickly unclipped her bra. my jaw dropped. her tits were HUGE. no joke, they were bigger than pam andersons. she stood up and let me feel her up. then we started making out again. while we were making out and i was feeling her up i slipped my dick into her dripping wet pussie. she wrapped one leg around me and started backing up. before i kne it, we were fucking in her huge pool. i liked it. her boobs were huge and jiggled as she humped me under water. outta nowhere she stood up and started getting out of the water. i said "aww babe, you wanna stop already?" she replied "hell no, get over here" by then she was laying on a loungechair with her legs spread. i moved the fastest i c ould and hoped ontop of her. i fucked her in the pussie for like 20 minutess. it was amazing. then she flipped me over so she was on top and she was facing up. i fucked her in the ass while reaching my arms around to feel here tits. she was moaning. it was so great. after a while we ent on her trampoline and fucked on there. that was the best. then she told me to sit down, i did as i was told. while we were still on the trampoline, me sitiing, her standing, she started jumping. her titties were gorgeous. they bounced so hot. and my dick had the BIGGEST BONER EVER. then she came over to me, she put one leg over my shoulder, then the other. her pussie was in my face. i gladly ate her out. she was delicious. after we fell asleep together, naked, and when we woke up i stared at her boobs for about an hour while she tanned....naked.
by hungry for pussie April 16, 2008
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