horflesnorf 

to puke or to throw up

man i drank so much last night, today im gonna horflesnorf

horflesnorf by dizznave December 12, 2008

Horfleporfer 

One who attempts to contain semen explosion during intercourse, ultimately fails, and then attempts to cover up the fact that they ejeculated at all.

Bill: Last night, I as soon as I rammed my rod, my load blew! I tried to cover it up but my sweet and sour sauce was everywhere!

Rodney: What the fuck Bill, you're such a horfleporfer!

Horfleporfer by Squadallah November 9, 2007