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Hootie and the blowfish

An act where the person giving the blowjob puffs out their cheeks for the duration of the blowjob while the receiving person sits perched like an owl
My cheeks sore from last night I gave a guy the Hootie and the blowfish.
Hootie and the blowfish by HATBF January 22, 2014

hootie and the blowfish

one of the best bands of the mid 90's. sang song such as
only wanna be with you
time
only lonely
hold my hand
i go blind
tuckers town
old man and me
Hootie and the blowfish are the best band ever

Hootie and the Blowfish

the 'ORIGINAL' Pearl Jam

then came The Crash Test Dummies

then came Pearl Jam (who names thei band after cum?)

hootie and the blowfish

um......... see Pearl Jam
Hootie and the Blowfish sound indentical to Pearl Jam
hootie and the blowfish by bung December 10, 2003

Hootie and the blowfish

Having a hooker blow cocaine through a straw up your ass
Before i banged that hooker she gave me a hootie and the blowfish
Hootie and the blowfish by bhizzle September 19, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026