hook'em horns

University of Texas team sport where two players lock in with their erect penises and reverse thrust their pelvises until one or the other loses balance.

The crowd was silent as these two great champions met for one last match to decide it all. With their penises intertwined like mighty anacondas in love, both men had begun the final preparations before they got down to some serious hook'em horns business.

hook'em horns by d.c. sterner February 29, 2008

Hook em Horns 

A catchphrase and hand sign associated with the University of Texas, primarily with sporting events. The index and pinky finger are extended, pointing upward. The thumb is folded in front of the other two fingers. Sometimes the whole hand is moved in a forward and back movement.

Often, at sporting events, the team opposing the University of Texas will use the hand signal upside down to boo.

When Bevo, the mascot of the University of Texas, is paraded by, adoring fans gave him the Hook em Horns.

Hook em Horns by Another Impressively Long Name October 13, 2008

the hook’em horns 

The Hook’em horns is similar to the concept of “two in the pink one in the stink” but here you do the hook’em horns hand gesture and apply the same concept as the “2 in the pink 1 in the stink”

“Bro I heard you hooked up with Charlene Last night “
“Yeah I used “the hook’em horns” on her”

the hook’em horns by Lpnigga February 7, 2018