hoody woody 

What happens when you are wearing a zip up sweatshirt and it curls up when you sit down in the lower half of the sweatshirt and making it appear as if you have a boner.

Guy1: Hey man fix your sweatshirt you got a hoody woody.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.

hoody woody by thatdidjusthappen January 7, 2011

woody hoody 

Birth control method for prevention of pregnancy also known as a condom or latex prophylactic.

He was getting ready for the prom, and did not forget to pack a woody hoody, for later in his hotel room.

woody hoody by Jilly Golightly September 21, 2013

Woody hoody 

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

Woody hoody by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

hoody for the woody 

Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.

guy 1: "we goin out tonight?"
guy 2: "Hell yeah man! just gotta grab a hoody for the woody."

hoody for the woody by the man with the hoody's December 9, 2008

woody hood winked 

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

woody hood winked by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

hood wood 

a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car

"Dude, I gave Missy some serious hood wood at the camp ground this weekend."

hood wood by Holly M S May 7, 2010

hood wood 

Is when a man has four children by four different woman said children can be born years months or weeks apart

Hey girl I hear you been fucking with drock and you pregnant now you this official makes him Home Depot approved he's a 4x4 he got that hood wood not that good wood

hood wood by van Hohenheim of light November 15, 2014