A Honeymoon Stitch is a procedure to restore a man's anus to virgin like size. Kind of like a chinch sack or anal rejuvenation process.
Larry says to Jim, this new man of mine is so handsome im going to have to get a honeymoon stitch before we have sex the first time.
by Tiny Butt March 25, 2014
On such a nights occasion…
In Penticton a shot was born from the conversations of AL, Norm and John and by the hands of Tatiana.
Instructions:
- A joint must be smoked
- Mix
1. 2oz Green Apple Vodka
2. 1 oz Peach Schnapps
3. 1 oz Malibu Rum
4 Splash of Golden Spear
5. Splash of soda water
In Penticton a shot was born from the conversations of AL, Norm and John and by the hands of Tatiana.
Instructions:
- A joint must be smoked
- Mix
1. 2oz Green Apple Vodka
2. 1 oz Peach Schnapps
3. 1 oz Malibu Rum
4 Splash of Golden Spear
5. Splash of soda water
by John Kairis June 11, 2022
1. The feeling of festivity typically in the week between Christmas and New Years
2. The week between Christmas and New Years which is still festive and happy, compared to the rest of the year.
2. The week between Christmas and New Years which is still festive and happy, compared to the rest of the year.
John: This sucks! Christmas is over.
Mary: Don't worry we're still on a Holiday Honeymoon for another week.
Kate: Jerry has to go back to work on the 26th. How about Chris?
Liz: Oh he got the whole Holiday Honeymoon off
Mary: Don't worry we're still on a Holiday Honeymoon for another week.
Kate: Jerry has to go back to work on the 26th. How about Chris?
Liz: Oh he got the whole Holiday Honeymoon off
by samps95 December 26, 2011
Someone who addicted to high of honeymoon phase of relationships but leaves as soon as high wears off they jump on to next person to have bigger fill leaving the one behind hurt and heartbroken.Synonymous with the terms serial dater,player,slut,honeymoon phase junkie
Jenna: I can't believe Dave's got a new girlfriend,I only dated him for 3 months.
Sarah: He dated me before you for 2 Months,What a honeymoon phase addict he is,It's not gonna last 2 weeks.
Sarah: He dated me before you for 2 Months,What a honeymoon phase addict he is,It's not gonna last 2 weeks.
by ryukage99 November 20, 2011
A)The assumption is that if you are a good, decent, god-fearing, American man, you will have waited to fornicate with a woman until after your wedding/(start of honeymoon). At which point your Johnson will be fucking ready to go... pretty much anything straighter than that.
B)a phrase most often heard from douche-bag male golfers, who mutter it under their breath in frustrated confusion after slamming the ball totally through the break of their given line while putting.
B)a phrase most often heard from douche-bag male golfers, who mutter it under their breath in frustrated confusion after slamming the ball totally through the break of their given line while putting.
A)"All's I'm saying is there are some guys you just don't have to question, for instance Chuck Norris is 'straighter than a honeymoon dick'"
B)Caddie: You can sink this one Rmull I'm sure the line is a cup on the left.
(golfer putts and misses a cup on the left)
Douchebag: "Your fired! (now grumbling) Fucking putt was straighter than a honeymoon dick.
B)Caddie: You can sink this one Rmull I'm sure the line is a cup on the left.
(golfer putts and misses a cup on the left)
Douchebag: "Your fired! (now grumbling) Fucking putt was straighter than a honeymoon dick.
by Stubalove June 30, 2011
After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"
by Raider Matt May 13, 2017
When someone lives in LA for a short period of time or goes on vacation and realizes how cool and exciting it is. Then they go to their home city and can’t stop talking about it in conversations or start throwing mad shade about their home city without realizing it. They also lowkey pretend their from LA even though they don’t fr know shit about it. Just the surface level stuff.
Carly: “Oh hey Miranda went to LA for a week and went to Melrose and Fairfax”
Alex: “Yeah I heard. She been acting real weird lately she ain't even been there that long. She was bashing all her favorite restaurants and stuff since she came back.”
Carly: “I got a cousin actually from LA they don’t act like that anyone who moves there usually goes through the LA Honeymoon Phase”
Alex: “That makes a lot of sense!”
Alex: “Yeah I heard. She been acting real weird lately she ain't even been there that long. She was bashing all her favorite restaurants and stuff since she came back.”
Carly: “I got a cousin actually from LA they don’t act like that anyone who moves there usually goes through the LA Honeymoon Phase”
Alex: “That makes a lot of sense!”
by ChadTheGrad December 31, 2021