honey do's

Chores assigned by ones mate (usually wife). This list normally includes household chores or errands and typically are assigned at the most innnoportune moments (ie: Sports event, relax time, vacations or days off, snow days, etc..). Also can be a bribe for sex...

I'd love to go to the bar with you fellas but the old lady has a bunch of honey do's for me. She needs the gutters cleaned, leaves raked, leaky faucet fixed, and a box of tampons.

by Craig S. February 21, 2006

honey do list

A list of chores assigned by one's primary companion, sweetheart, and honey pot.

Nah, Dude. I can't. I got a honey do list long enough to keep me home for the whole summer and into deer hunting season.

by Paul Sisler June 1, 2005

honey do list

a lists of chores and/or errands given to a man by his wife or girlfriend

Men rather do other things then tend to a honey do list.

by Gerard Irick May 20, 2010

honey do list

A freaking waste of time. Some broad got the brilliant idea once to get her husband to ruin his whole weekend by giving him a list of tasks to complete on his days off, or else he wouldn't get sex. Now, it is the bane of the existence of real men from coast to coast.

No, dude, I can't go out and hang with you and the fellas all day on the boat fishing, drinking and enjoying my Saturday. I have a honey do list that's a mile long. Yeah, I know it sucks.

by bitter? no. really. August 9, 2011

honey do's

A mans brest (when you push up on them gently and say let me get them honey do's)

john asked matt if he could get his honey do's

by john johns June 4, 2004