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Homosexual Acts  

Acts in which homosexuals and men who pretend they aren't gay take part in. Homosexual acts often take place in parks, bathrooms, gym locker rooms, Queeen's Park (Toronto), Church Street Bathhouses and confessionals. Homosexuals acts include, baking, but are not limited to, blowjobs, handjobs, anal fingering, light petting, shopping, gossiping, nipple twisting, manicures, kissing (when two men kiss) anal sex, rim jobs, fisting, and watersports to name a few.
"Homosexual Acts" : Gossiping

"OMG ricky, did you see marks ass, I swear to GOD that fag is being such a donut eater, his ass is sooooooo big, and not in the good juicy ass way, the way you want to rim his tight little man hole, but in the way in which you think, GOD ricky go the fucking gym and do some squats bitch!"

Homosexual Acts : anal fingering

"Ok Lance, lick my finger, you'll want to lube it up good and wett so that your bum hole has an easy time taking my index, otherwise we might have anal tearing, and we don't want that!"


Homosexual Acts: Queen's Park (Toronto)

This is where many "gay" and not so "gay" men come to ride their bikes around late at night on the pathways behind the Ontario Legislature. It's odd because Queen's Park is surrounded by major roads with cars, and people whizzing by (not watersports). Men will often lean on trees, pretending to hold them up, meanwhile there hands are often on their dicks which are mysteriously hanging out of their zipped pants and or shorts. This is more popular in the summer as winter here is cold and frostbite is a concern!

homosexualator 

A device that helps people to become homosexual.It is not a sex toy but sends out very low frequency vibrations.
My attitude to homosexuality was clearly altered when the homosexualator was turned on.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026