These guys are homophobic and are also terrified of antique shops. They are extremely concerned about being perceived as gay and they try to cover it up by standing with their arms crossed looking into space. Sometimes they whistle. If there are other homoantiqophobes in the store, they stand and talk about useless sports scores. It is fun to try to talk about antiques with them. They usually have NRA or NFL jerseys and caps on.

"Get a load of the homoantiqophobes over there. Watch this: "Hey, handsome, check out these lovely teacups and saucers." "Hey, I'm not gay. Okay?" Man, these guys must LOVE victoria's secret.

homoantiqophobe by running out of patience April 19, 2008

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Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality

Verb; The act of having sex with a dead animal of your same gender, while it is being electricuted, in water, to the point that is catches fire.

Hey that sick bastard is into Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality, you can tell by his smell and the constant puddles he's leaving.

Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality by Malk December 21, 2005

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homoappreciative

The opposite of homophobic, when you like GLBT people

Jerry is homophobic, he is scared of James because he is gay, whilst Timmy is homoappreciative, he thinks James is cool

homoappreciative by Indiejunker July 17, 2007

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