homer simpson

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived.

"Woohoo!Four day weekend!"

by Ashley L January 18, 2004

homer simpson

Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.

Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.

by Kristina January 12, 2004

homer simpson

homer is my hero...he is the greatest man in the history of human existance

"If you're gonna get mad at me every time i do something stupid, i guess ill just stop doing stupid things"

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

homer simpson

When one is lucky by bafoonery

I pulled a Homer Simpson

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

homer simpson

stupid in the face yet a hero to all

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

homer simpson

1. Mr. Plow.
2. The Pie Man.
3. Max Power.
4. Guy Incognito's lookalike.
5. Homer Thompson.

'Hello there, may I trouble you for a dr-ink?'
'Give it up, Homer. We know it's you.'
'Homer, who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.'
*Crash, bang! Oh, eeagh, waah! *thump.*
'*gasp.. This man is my exact double! *bigger gasp! That dog has a puffy tail! Hehehee, here, Puff! Here, Puff!'

Homer Simpson is my God.

by All yor base r belong to us January 15, 2006

homer simpson

guy incognito's exact double.

Guy Incognito: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer.
Guy Incognito: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

by whoishomer February 16, 2005