Holy Diver 

1) Down too long in the midnight sea
2) The star of the masquerade
3) Sole survivor

Gotta get away, get away
Holy Diver

Holy Diver by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Holy Diver 

One who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a women of the faith.

Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.

Holy Diver by Dick Taint August 4, 2009

Holy Diver 

A shit that is so long it reaches the bottom of the bowl before breaking off.

Also, a really good Dio song covered by Killswitch Engage

Shit, that After-Grog Bog was a holy diver!

The song: "Holy Diver, You been down so long in the midnight sea"

Holy Diver by Dosemania September 5, 2006

Holy Diver 

Combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time.

The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.

Holy Diver by warlock230 December 15, 2010

Holy Diver 

Words used to express sudden surprises.

Dude 1: Holy diver! Check out that bitchin' cool Lego fortress
Dude 2: Yeah that was pretty neat

Holy Diver by Muppe July 31, 2006

Holy Diver 

A division of Muff Diver. When a man stacks 2 or women on top of each other (imagine the way like chairs are stacked away after a public function), and performs oral sex on them by alternating head giving between each recipient at regular intervals, he is considered to be a Holy Diver. The fast switching between recepients of the head , and the strength and persistance of tongue required to give the head is how the name came to be.

Brenda and Jennifer left the Holy Diver's house refreshed and satisfied.

Holy Diver by SteviB July 6, 2006

Holy Diver 

1.Declared when stealing something from someone else, similar to yoink; The utterance of the phrase legalises and legitimises theft.

2.Also said when picking up something cool you've seen.

1. *Guy A is eating a bag of crisps*
Guy B: Holy Diver! *steals several crisps*
Guy A: Fuck off.

2. *Guy A is walking down the street, and sees a €10 note*
Guy A: Holy Diver! *picks up the tenner*

Holy Diver by ISTPQ September 7, 2006